Zionist Squirrels and Other “Squirrelly” Accusations

This stork is a criminal! (Photo: AP)
This stork is a criminal! (Photo: AP)

Muslims are alarmed! There is a massive conversion of animals to “Zionism”, but not a single animal has agreed to convert to Islam.

A hawk in Lebanon was recently accused of “collaborating with Zionists.” Three weeks before that, an “Israeli spy duck” in Egypt, and this just a couple of weeks after a stork “spy” was found, also in Egypt. As if that’s not enough, earlier in the summer, a kestrel “Zionist spy” in Turkey was captured.

Palestinian Authority: “Zionist wild boars attack and rape innocent Palestinian girls.”

Syria: “Zionist wild pigs attack the Palestinian farmers and do not let them harvest olives.”

The Palestinian Authority’s Minister of Agriculture Mahmud Hussein: “Zionist rats penetrate into the Palestinian houses and make the owners flee in horror.”

Egypt: ” Zionist sharks attack the tourists and ruin the tourism in Egypt.”

Hamas: “Zionists have trained the wild dogs to chase and kill the freedom fighters.”

Hezbollah: “Zionists used the alligators during the Israeli raid on Tyr in July of 2006.”

Iran: “The ‘Zionist eagles’ were spotted flying over the village of Kamo, close to Iran’s uranium enrichment facility at Natanz. Quoting ‘informed sources’, publications such as Asr Iran wrote that these eagles were seen to be carrying ‘listening devices like mobile phones, which were attached to the chest’. They were also reported to have had aerials attached to the heads, as well as ‘devices to receive and send intelligence.'”

Another Zionist. (Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344019/Vulture-tagged-Israeli-scientists-flies-Saudi-Arabia-arrested-spy.html)
Another Zionist. (Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344019/Vulture-tagged-Israeli-scientists-flies-Saudi-Arabia-arrested-spy.html)

The Saudis decided not to let some Persians be the leaders in hunting these “Zionist agents”, and as the eagles were already busy, they arrested a vulture and accused the poor bird of spying for the Mossad. Saudi Arabian security forces have captured a vulture that was carrying a global positioning satellite (GPS) transmitter and a ring etched with the words “Tel Aviv University.” Now the vulture is under arrest.

In a similar story, a “Zionist” vulture wandered into the Darfur region of the western part of the Sudan. The “spy” had a tag on its leg with the words “Israel Nature Service” and “Hebrew University, Jerusalem.” Of course the bird had no photography equipment on it, and the migration patterns of birds are often observed by scientists. Interestingly, the opposition in Sudan mocked the alleged “spy bird” on its website, according to Ynet. The Justice and Equality Movement wrote, “How is it possible that the regime was able to detect one vulture, but was unable to detect the jets that bombed the arms facility?”

Clearly, the highly intelligent “Zionists” would put signs on these “spies” which say “Israel” in order to announce to the world to whom these “spies” belong. Any spy would walk around with a big sign which states the name of his country, maybe even with some flashing lights just to make sure. Right?

And let’s not forget the 14 Zionist squirrels arrested in Iran. Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam announced that: “The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.”

Apparently, sharks are also “trainable spies.” Not too long ago, Egyptians killed two sharks that were suspected in a series of attacks on bathers. One of the sharks was 2.1 meters long and weighed 150 kg. The other was 30 cm longer and weighed 250 kg.

Afterwards, days passed, and Muslims were suspiciously silent. It almost seemed that the impossible happened, and Muslims began to recover from the collective schizophrenia 99% of them suffer and return back to normality, but…

Egypt’s Governor of Southern Sinai finally spoke out, placing the blame for the recent shark attacks on Israel’s foreign intelligence agency, the Mossad. Southern Sinai Governor Abed Al-Fadij said: “We must not discount the possibility that Mossad threw the shark into the sea, in order to attack tourists who are having fun in Sharm al-Sheikh.”

So as it turns out, hoards of animals of all kinds and species are secret Zionists. But where are the animal converts to Islam?

Could it be because the animals are closer to nature and therefore intuitively understand what is good and what is bad?

It's all a "conspiracy". (Source: http://quitenormal.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/pas-abbas-jews-are-sending-wild-boars-to-spread-corruption-on-the-face-of-the-earth/)
It’s all a “conspiracy”. (Source: http://quitenormal.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/pas-abbas-jews-are-sending-wild-boars-to-spread-corruption-on-the-face-of-the-earth/)

While amusing, the thought that people could actually believe such ridiculous nonsense is a true yet sad testament to how deeply indoctrinated Muslims are with the hatred of Jews. Everything is a conspiracy, and fingers are always pointing to Israel when things go wrong in order to take the pressure off their own governments and their own troubles. Israel has been blamed for Egypt’s internal problems ever since the Arab Spring began in 2011, as if any of it has to do with Israel. The Jewish State has also been blamed for natural disasters, including earthquakes, for Muslim terror attacks like 9/11, for their own financial woes, and basically for their own ineptness at running their governments free of corruption.

Jews have been used as a scapegoat throughout history to take the fall for the problems of others. The only difference is that now Israel has become the specific target because in our politically correct world, by a liberal definition, anti-Semitism is condoned as long as the target is Israel, and the word “Jew” is replaced with “Zionist.” Within those parameters, Jew-bashing, scapegoating and even comparisons to Nazis are all excused and actually encouraged. Meanwhile, any criticism of Islam, such as analyzing Quranic verses which call Jews the sons of apes and pigs, or hadiths which call for the mass killing of Jews, is met with the instant accusation of Islamophobia.

The Muslim world takes full advantage of this opportunity, and even the utterly absurd is believable if the word “Zionist” is included. So all these Zionist spy animals are secret Mossad agents, the earth is flat, and everybody knows it!

By: Y.K. Cherson and Rachel Molschky

  • http://truth.ca truth

    for muslims, it’s easier to blame their pathetic failures on jews than to address one’s own shortcomings.

  • Troy

    A nature can outlive Islam!

  • http://canadu.blogspot.com/ David

    Some hard-line Muslims believe that Israel is using witchcraft to control the animals. But it should be made clear that there are many more moderate Muslims who believe they are being controlled by remote control.

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